Nailed.

My whole life I thought fake nails- freakin' tacky.

Make the nails tackier than tacky and shit, I want 'em.

I saw all these girls wearing crazy fake 3D art nails in Japan last May, and I got a mini version of it. They were amazing until they grew even longer and I stopped being able to use my hands. The Japanese are crazy obsessed with these things. Seriously. The favorite varieties are doughnut decorations, pearl, bows and lace. We met some chicks in a bar in Roppogi and talked to them for several hours. It was really, really hard and took several tries with digital and paper dictionaries. One of the first questions I got was, "Did you get your nails done yet?" Crazy.